Loyal Followers,

Paula is no longer speaking to me. I can only assume that this is due to my consistently reminding her to leave the island. She, in retaliation, has taken a tin of paint from on board her speedboat, and painted a line down the middle of the island, each of us having one half on which to reside.

I am quite annoyed that she chose to use the space on her speedboat for storing paint, istead of, say, rations.

Unless she comes to her senses, I will have to leave the island without her.

With slight irritation,

G. Caprice

P.S. I think that Paula got the bigger half of the island.